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Welcome to the Tikiopolis! A place for tikis. Mere mortals can come here, too. Why not? home :: http://www.tikiopolis.com rules :: http://www.tikiopolis.com/chat/motd.asp You are connected to chat.tikiopolis.com admin :: <chatadmin@tikiopolis.com> standard irc port: 6667 (We couldn't afford any more) **[ Local IRC operators are ]************************************* NightShade <chatadmin@tikiopolis.com> Nostrodomos <chatadmin@tikiopolis.com> Bozo-the-Clown <chatadmin@tikiopolis.com> **[ Disclaimer ]************************************************** You are visiting the Tikiopolis-owned IRC server free of charge, and please remember that you get what you pay for. Don't expect the operators to take any responsibility for what any one says or does, that would be silly. If some one is misbehaving, contact <chatadmin@tikiopolis.com> with plentiful logs of the offending individual's misdeeds. And although we would agree any one speaking positively about George W. Bush would certainly fit into that category, free speech doesn't count, even if it demonstrates poor taste. And we sincerely hope Nostrodomos doesn't say anything to offend you. If he does, wipe away your tears and press the "Disconnect" button. By connecting to this server you give us the right to probe your machine for open proxies/wingates/whatever we see fit to protect our network. You should be running an anti-virus program with updated virus pattern files, and have all your operating systems patches up to date. And a software firewall. IRC is the most hostile environment on the entire Internet, so protect yourself. No one else will. And by the way, to conclude this rant, the World Wide Wide is not the Internet, ok? It's but a mere piece, as are IRC, NNTP (NewsGroups), Email, FTP, NTP...and the list goes on nearly as long as Nostrodomos does. **[ Rules ]******************************************************* The Commandments of Nostrodomos --- * Thou shalt not Take-Over channels. Any attempts to takeover existing channels or network services would just piss the TikiGawd off. * Thou shalt not Clone. No bots without permission. * Thou shalt not impersonate a host or admin. No "sysop" or "host" or "admin" or anything similar in your username or ID. We permanently ban people for this - NO EXCEPTIONS - * Thou shalt not Hack (including Virus/Trojan distribution). * Thou shalt not Curse in G-rated channels! Elsewhere is fine. * Thou shalt not Flood (including flood/clonebots). * Thou shalt not Distribute copyrighted material (eg, warez, mp3, movies) and especially pornography. * Thou shalt not Spread Hate with Racism or Nazism. Freedom of speech was designed to convey ideas, not spread hate. There will be no spreading of that crap here. * Thou shalt not Spam or Advertise. There is a special pit of Hell reserved for those crims. * Thou shalt not Spit during sword fighting! Continued use of this server indicates acceptance of these conditions. If you don't agree to these obvious and easily agreeable rules, thou knoweth where the "Disconnect" button is. * Also, please find a channel (chat room). Users not in a channel will be kicked off the server after 5 minutes, and possibly banned for 24 hours if your chat client automatically reconnects when kicked. * Tikiopolis enforces anti-curse rules in G-rated channels, which means server bans. See http://bamboo.tikiopolis.com/philosophies/#G-Rated for the juicy details, and the "Fair Warning". **[ Information & Help ]****************************************** For questions, join #Newbies. Just remember Nostrodomos is actually a bot, ok? He may like to talk, but there is nothing upstairs if you have a legitimate question. In that case, send an email to <chatadmin@tikiopolis.com>. This MOTD was shameless adapted and distorted from QuakeNet, whose lawyers will be contacting us about a "cease and desist" lawsuit any day now. We hope you enjoy chatting on Tikiopolis. If not, what the hell is wrong with you? :P |